For poetry... well, Haiku
Profound, but simple.
The humidity
sticky hot and heavy air
gives me a headache.
Spam haiku is cool.
Not the internet spam, but
Spam, the luncheon meat.
Spam Haiku? Click here.
You can read all about it.
Here are some samples.
Ears, snouts and innards,
A homogeneous mass--
Pass another slice.
--Christopher James Hume
Pink tender morsel,
Glistening with salty gel.
What the hell is it?
--Christopher James Hume
Cube of cold pinkness
Yellow specks of porcine fat
Give me a spork, please
--Christopher James Hume
Old man seeks doctor:
"I eat SPAM daily," he decries
ANGIOPLASTY
--Christopher James Hume
It is time for bed.
I hate to go to sleep but
tomorrow comes quick.
Write me a Haiku.
Syllable counts are the key.
Remember? From school?
Way too much thinking
ReplyDeleteI must go to bed right now
I'm really sleepy.
Bunny
Sometimes I'll be Frank
ReplyDeleteSome other times I'll be Thor
Blogs mask real people
Very disturbing
ReplyDeleteEndless haikus about spam
Or the spam itself...
did I do it right?
Yes, your haiku rocks.
ReplyDeleteIt can be difficult but
also addictive.
I love your Haiku! And the others! Oh, just too funny.
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