5, 7, 5

I am in the mood
For poetry... well, Haiku
Profound, but simple.


The humidity
sticky hot and heavy air
gives me a headache.


Spam haiku is cool.
Not the internet spam, but
Spam, the luncheon meat.



Spam Haiku? Click here.
You can read all about it.
Here are some samples.

Ears, snouts and innards,
A homogeneous mass--
Pass another slice.

--Christopher James Hume


Pink tender morsel,
Glistening with salty gel.
What the hell is it?

--Christopher James Hume


Cube of cold pinkness
Yellow specks of porcine fat
Give me a spork, please

--Christopher James Hume


Old man seeks doctor:
"I eat SPAM daily," he decries
ANGIOPLASTY


--Christopher James Hume

It is time for bed.
I hate to go to sleep but
tomorrow comes quick.



Write me a Haiku.
Syllable counts are the key.
Remember? From school?